Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice
Fairly certain that’s a universal experience for all human dog owners.
My dog is told “Would you like to wear your jewelry?” And becomes excited. He then chooses which necklace he’d like. He has a few and they all have to have tags on them. I discovered this because I bought him a second collar and he refused it with a sneeze that usually is his equivalent of “fuck you”. I asked him why he didn’t like it. He did a dance. I don’t know how I figured it out, but I remember putting the new collar on him and seeing him still beg for the older one and thinking “there’s got to be a reason”. It occurred to be that he might want a little jingle. So I took an old keychain bauble and put it on his collar and he was so happy I thought he’d leap outside. The whole walk, he pranced around like a prize pig. So I realized that the collar couldn’t be a collar. It had to be a necklace. And now he has a large selection for every season, each with a set of tags that have his name and some sort of jingle decoration.
Sometimes he gets downright picky. He has one that has the Batman symbol on it and he prefers that most of the time, but recently the tags on it broke and he flat out refused to walk until I’d transferred the tags from another collar to it. But he has to choose the tags, and he happened to pick a set that were difficult to remove. But it has to be that pendant on that necklace or he’d piss himself right there in protest.
Simon I love your dog SO MUCH
[Phoenix] did I ever tell you I defended someone with amnesia
[Miles] you defended someone and they didn’t remember a thing??
[Phoenix] well actually
#phoenix#this man#like i love that he woke up in a courthouse with no memory of who he was and was told he needed to defend someone for murder#and he didn’t say ‘i’m going to tell someone i have amnesia so they can postpone this trial or get another lawyer because this is bad’#and instead was like ‘guess i’d better wing it’#ace attorney#brand new queue tag
To be fair I think in the judicial distopia in which Ace Attorney takes place they don’t postpone trials. They don’t do mistrials because someone was taken hostage to put pressure part of judicial apparatus (none of the several times this happened).
They just don’t use common sense at all. Trials must happen, fast fast.
I mean, there’s been Ace Attorney trials where they had to find a replacement lawyer at the last minute because the first one went missing or had some serious health crisis. They could have given Maggey a public defender.
Now, would that have ended well? Probably not. She probably would have gotten a lukewarm defense and been thrown in the slammer. The Ace Attorney legal system is fucked up enough that she’s better off with a lawyer who gives a damn, even if he’s forgotten how to law.
it’s just… waking up with no memory of who he is and being told by some strange woman that “You have to defend me in court, you promised!” and reacting to that with “Oh shoot, I promised? Guess I’d better do it,” is the most Phoenix Wright thing I can think of.
pearls and fusions
╰☆ HUGtto! Pretty Cure | Episode 1
happy birthday to my fave tsundere
doodle ( ‘3’)
i love them